i feel passionately that breaking dawn lee pace does not get enough credit i mean
look at the shaggy hair
and the beard
and the smug little grin
and i just what were we talking about
"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
this everyone read this right now
Bohemian Rhapsody (Live)
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time