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karkat-shut-up:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

Hey who wants to do this with me?


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nostalgicfordays:

gobbies-tbh:

heyxkids:

My neighbours are on vacation so I get to feed the herd while they’re away

I want a herd

I need a herd


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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT


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pizza—slut69:

sp0tlessmiind:

peaceful-moon:

DEKU TREE

i need to see this in real life, does anyone know where it is?

me as a tree

hohoholyfire:

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

(Source: holyfired, via whynotjanice)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

(via ionlyfuckwinchesters)

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